I almost bit

12Dec14

(eh, no – but this one is so obtuse, you really have to wonder.)

Lottery Winners International Corporate Citizenship Programmers {jack Port} With *World Bank*
                          Congratulations!!!
Ref: 990078567
Batch:9056490602/333
Winning no:FB8701/LPRC
Ticket number: 98706172507056490902
Serial number: 7541137207
 Attn
    Compliment of the Season to you and your family.Congratulations I wish to inform you the release of Lottery winners international Corporate Citizenship programmers {jack Port} held on the 28th November 2014 and your email-id has been chosen at random among the 10,000 beneficiaries all around the world from America, Canada, Asia, Australia, Europe and Africa,which you consequently won in the 2ND category and all participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn. This is a life time opportunity to bring to your immediate desire with the total sum of $ 500,000 { Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollar } Congratulations!!! been approved that your Email was luckily picked among others which you have been mandated to receive as one of the Lottery winners international Corporate Citizenship programmers {jack Port} With World Bank to support individual due to the worldwide economy meltdown. To help us facilitate the process of your transfer, we need your information as stated below for verification and records: [1]. Full Name: [2]. Address: [3]. Country: [4]. Telephone Number: [5]. Occupation:.
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Congratulations once again.
International Corporate Citizenship programmers {jack Port} With *World Bank*
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8 Responses to “I almost bit”

  1. You won without buying a ticket.
    At least it’s not the sole heir of the guardian of the treasury

  2. So you’ll be retiring then…

  3. 5 darion

    we’ve got the same exact ticket info

  4. 7 Kyle Toomey

    I still have your email from March of 2010 when your email was sick with a virus and you were asking me, likely your least wealthy contact in your address book, for financial assistance while in crisis abroad. I always found that to be a humorous one. And so obviously not real.

    Glad you dodged this bullet!

    • No, no, no, Kyle. I was really stuck in that hotel in London, and you didn’t answer the call with the do-re-me.


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